The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’

Good evening, my Lovelies! I gotta tell ya…this has been one hell of a week. I certainly hope yours has been astronomically better than mine. From bullshit at work, an epic argument over what should have been a minor thing, and just generally not feeling well, I’m pretty much over it. And to top off […]

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Let’s Talk About Sex

Good morning, my Lovelies! It is Saturday morning, I just finished a cup of coffee, and I’m lounging around in sexy comfort while I’m waiting for the laundry to finish. Ok, so maybe the laundry part of that isn’t sexy, but wearing one of my favorite lingerie sets is. Comfort? Alright, alright, I was chilly […]

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Torn in Two

Good morning, my Lovelies! How ya doin’ on this bright, beautiful Thursday morning? I hope you’re mentally, emotionally, and physically well, and I hope that life has been giving you nothing but big, beautiful bouquets of roses  – or whatever your favorite flower is. The past few weeks have been a bit of an emotional […]

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Barbies – Shell’s Chronicles of Dumbass-ery (Episode 3)

Good evening, my Lovelies! Welcome to the final (for now) edition of Shell's Chronicles of Dumbass-ery. While I've only shared a very few examples of my dumbass-ery, I assure you that there have been many more. Now, some may not consider what I'm about to tell you a form of dumbass-ery, but I feel like […]

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Tightrope

Good morning, my Lovelies! Today I come to you from the glorious ambiance of a hospital waiting room. No worries! My mother is having some surgery and I’m here for support. Yes, I made it to Kentucky on Sunday and I’ve been spending the time since then laughing at my parents and their crazy, set-in […]

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It All Comes Out in the Wash

Good morning, my Lovelies! The weekend is finally here and freedom is so damn close that it is filling my nostrils with a beautiful bouquet of peaceful relaxation. Does that make sense? I think it makes sense. What am I talking about? I’m going on a trip! That’s right! I leave tomorrow morning and I’m […]

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Give Me A Sign – Shell’s Chronicles of Dumbass-ery (Episode 2)

Good morning, my Lovelies, and welcome to another episode of Shell’s Chronicles of Dumbass-ery. Throughout my life I have done so much that I could classify as dumbass-ery. Many of these things I don’t even think about anymore until I have something trigger my memory. Some of these things have become teachable moments, laughable lessons, […]

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Killer Queen

Good morning, my Lovelies! It’s that time of the week again and though my brain is still sluggish from a poor night’s sleep two days ago, I’m determined that I’m going to write this blog today. I have things to say (when have I not had things to say?) and I need to get the […]

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American Idiot – Shell’s Chronicles of Dumbass-ery (Episode 1)

Good morning, my Lovelies! Welcome to the first edition of things I've done that I shouldn't have done because I fucking knew better. (Or something like that.) Maybe we'll call this Shell's Chronicles of Dumbass-ery? You see, I know that I'm a smart person, in fact, I consider myself quite intelligent (most of the time).  […]

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With A Little Help From My Friends

Good morning, my Lovelies! Please forgive me for being a day behind. It has been a hell of a week and I can’t begin to tell you just how happy I am that it is Friday. I’m doing my best to hang in here with this job situation, but my limits have been pushed to […]

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